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Wed Oct 21

Simpsons- from Lisa the Vegetarian

The family is gathered around the breakfast table.

Homer: Marge?  Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
       to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
 Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on
       any meat product.
 Bart: [To Homer] You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like
       I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what
       you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
 Bart: Uhhh, Dad.  Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart!  Go to your room.
 Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad!
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque
       wrecking, no-nothing know-it-all!
 Lisa: That's IT!  I can't live in a house with this prehistoric
       carnivore.  I'm out of here!  [Leaves and slams the door.]
Homer: That's it!  Go to your room!